The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a girl who never masturbates? You call her a liar
How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box
How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction? No whey, Hose A.
on the beach W.C. Fields was walking on the beach one day when a beautiful girl passed by. Fields tipped his hat and said, "Hello my dear, how's your ass?"The girl looked at him in disgust and said, "Shut up!"He said, "Hmmm... mine too. Must be the salt water."
I once complimented a curvy woman who doesn't believe Earth is round. She replied that it was very flattering.
Strippers don't use air conditioners... Only fans
What do you call an exhibitionist suicide bomber? A flash bang
My instructor asked me, "Can you read that car's license plate from here?" I answered, "YES!! NOW COULD YOU **PLEASE** OPEN THE PARACHUTE NOW!!!???"
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers? A: Because they make no cents.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.