The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Exclamations can really change a sentence. For example:I like eating pizza.I like eating exclamations.
If I got 1$ for every geography test I failed I could finally understand that I live in Europe, where these are worthless
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!
A man with dwarfism walked out of the wig store after haggling for a good deal. It was a small price toupee'.
It's Important To Know When To Use A Period And When To Use A Question Mark Otherwise you might tell someone "your daughter is having their first question mark."
I finally had an entire set of amiibos, except for one Zelda character. It was my missing link
I was shocked today when I heard my neighbor.. .. telling his son the difference between Email and Gmail.He said Email is when you use Electricity to send mail while Gmail is when you use Generator to send mail. I'm still struggling to catch my breath.
What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"
Trump's going to pardon Susan B. Anthony... He just learned the she too campaigned against mass voting by male.
I decided to turn my frown upside down one day. Now my head is broken.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can't say I'm suprised.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.