The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Did you hear about the Toronto baseball player who was arrested for illegally crossing the street? Jaywalking
Heard the body paint store now has some color mixes named after emotions Well, color me surprised!also English is not my first language and I am really proud of that shitty joke
My dad says we shouldn’t reward people with ribbons after participating. It is like they are being rewarded for losing. So i took down his confederate flag.Edit: this blew up!! Thank you for the gold n silver kind strangers!Edit : grammar
A guy with a gambling addiction walks into a butchers He goes to the butcher - "I bet you $500 you can't get the meat down from the top shelf without a ladder"The butcher says "I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high"
A policeman stoped me today and asked for my license. He said: “It says here that you should be wearing glasses."I said: “Well, I have contacts."The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest The man enters the bank.Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgageEmployee: I don’t really care.
I was cleaning one of my finger guns. I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
I was the captain of the chess team in high school... And as you might have guessed from that statement, I’m white and I’ve never dated a black woman. But if I ever do date a black woman, I know one thing:I’ll have to make the first move.
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.