The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.