The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
inspired by the girl who was surprised after drawing her eyebrows too high I tried to tell this foreign exchange student that she drew one of her eyebrows higher than the other, but I don't think her English was very good because she looked confused