The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Periods aren't bad Its just women's ovary acting
When one door closes, another door opens. You are being ejected through the air lock.
Why do cows look so depressed after being milked? Well if someone woke you up early, rubbed your tits for two hours and didn't shag you, you`d be pissed off too!
What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet? Last year's hide-and-go-seek champion.
Two professional limbo players walk into a bar. You really would’ve thought they’d have ducked.
What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
Harry went to his doctor on Thursday to review his test results. The Doctor told him that he has both good news and bad news. "Good news is you have 48 hours to live," he said to Harry. "Bad news is I should have told you on Tuesday.
A loaf of bread made an enemy of me. Now it's toast
Lately I've been getting turned on every time I see someone cut in two on my tv shows So yeah I guess I'm bisectual
TIL Bill Gates once released a swarm of mosquitoes at a TED talk about malaria, saying that it shouldn’t be an experience only for poor people... I can't wait to go see his new talk about gun violence.
A husband comes home one day and tells his wife he found Aladdin's lamp... Wife: Oh my god, you're SO LUCKY! What did you wish for darling? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times. Wife: Awww, you're so sweet baby! And did it work?Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'