The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
My russian boyfriend only writes in lowercase letters... He doesn't like Capitalism
What do you call someone who refuses to drink anything other than alkaline water? A basic bitch.
I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.
In 2015, while addressing graduates of SMU, George W. Bush said; "To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."Then Donald Trump came and said “Bush has denied us, Americans our right to be POTUS!”
Too bad punctuations couldn’t fight each other. Imagine a match between “.” and “:” I’d pay to see that bloody shit.
Anthony Scaramucci [removed]
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.