The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do you call an all female team of film editors? The Splice Girls
What's the difference between a bucket and a tub? For starters, the bucket pails in comparison.
I had a big wasps nest under the eve of my roof so I went to the hardware store to find some wasp spray. I found a can and asked a worker if this was good for wasps? He says “No, it kills them.”
A guy shows up late for work The boss yells, "You should’ve been here at 8.30!"He replies, "Why? What happened at 8.30?"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper... He sets up at the bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "whooaa whoaaa, before I serve you a drink, whats up with the steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" The pirate just says, "yaarrg its drivin' me nuts"
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”