The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?
How many Patriots fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just talk about how good the old one was.
I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.” Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
There are some things I can't get a grip on. And that's why I stick to handles.
When I die, I wish to be buried with my record collection... It will be my Vinyl resting place
China may be catching up to the US economically... ...but they definitely won’t outweigh us.
Why do they play baseball games at night? Because the bats are asleep during the day.
What did the homicidal vegetarian say? I would kale for some salad.
Why are the bathrooms so quiet at Pfizer headquarters? ....Because the P is silent. (a 12 year old told me this after I got my Pfizer vaccine)
A man goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf in his arse Doctor says "no worries we can remove this easily"Man replies "doc, this is just the tip of the iceberg"
I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread
During the Coronavirus Pandemic the government gave all MPs a £10k increase on the expenses they can claim..... Don't those Wankers know Pornhub is free just now?
I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
Why did the broken printer become a rockstar? Because it liked to jam all the time
What's the worst part about sorting by new? The jokes