The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them. Me: how do you want me to stop?Wife: whatever means necessary.Me: ...? No it doesn't.
My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could.
I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east He told me prophets were going through the roof
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit "I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
Prostitution is illegal in most of the U.S. But if you film it and call it porn then it's alright.
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. 5 minutes before the bell, Bob handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Bob!" yelled the teacher. "You've done nothing. Why?""Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do."
I was driving with my backdoor open. To close it, I accelerated at speedbumps. That way the door will close from the shock. I got fired because the patient fell from the ambulance...