The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A COVID nurse asked me ‘so sir when did you first begin to lose your sense of taste’ I replied ‘Hey! Riverdale is a good show’
Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history. Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.
Why did I get kicked out All I did was go to the bank and the woman in front of me asked me if I could check her balance its not my fault she banged her head after
Some punk kids threw a baseball through the lower half of my window, and then jumped through an entire other window to get it! Let me tell you, it was a pane and a half to replace.
I've been sucking up to my boss at work to get a raise, so I told her she looked nice and I liked her perfume. She just started screaming and yelling "how'd you get in my house!?!". Now I'm in a cop car. Think I'll still get it?
This is the anniversary of my great great great grandfather inventing camouflage. Not that anyone noticed.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Why are goldfish the most dangerous animal? Because they live in a tank.
How do you get a good price on a sled? You have toboggan.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.