The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.