The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

Why doesn't the Weather Man ever carry valuables on them once the humidity level gets above 70%? It gets a bit muggy

On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance. I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.

What do hillbillies call their relatives from past generations? Their incestors Came up with it myself. How did I do?

3 moles are digging underground in a single-file line. The first mole stops digging and says, “I smell syrup!”The second mole lifts up its head and says, “I smell honey!”The mole in the back yells, “I smell mole-asses!”

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!

What do you call a person who tells dad jokes but has no kids? A faux pa.

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'

This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'

Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.