The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Many people say a diploma is just a piece of paper. I as an educated person beg to differ It's a piece of cardboard.
Every single currency in this world is just an illusion, a social construct but Brazil's real.
I never get into arguments with ballerinas they always have a strong point
What the difference between a green pea and a chick pea? I've never had a green pea on my chest.
Never Date an Atom They make up a bunch of stuff and then they split on you.
Put a spoon under your pillow, cancel school for a day. Put a bat in your soup, cancel school for a year!
Sherlock opens a salon. Sherlock combs.
Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace panties. "Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
My coach told me to bring out the tiger in me during our football game. I didn't want to waste any of my favorite frosted flakes cereal.
I was trying to find a place in the clothes shop to try on some shirts. Finally found somewhere just right. It was a fitting room.