The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

What do you call a guy who jumps off the 3rd floor balcony into the pool and misses? An ambulance

An American is typing on a computer when he flies into a rage, shouting "How the hell am I misspelling color"? A Canadian takes a quick look at the screen before rolling his eyes and walking away, saying "that sounds like a you problem".

Why didn't someone see the plane? It went out of plain sight.

Donald Trump runs into a bar The bartender asks "hey buddy, why are you all sweaty? Did you ride your bike to get here?" Donald replies "No. Iran."

I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count

Daughter: "Daddy, why didn't I get a sunburn?" Dad: "You can't, honey?" Daughter: "Really?" Dad: "You can only get a daughterburn."

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.

I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.

I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'

I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'

I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'

I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.

How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.