The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.