The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18 The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
Q: Why are balloons so expensive? A: Inflation.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.