The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.