The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.