The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Girls be sweating their makeup off at work Call that a 9 to 5
The other day I was travelling down one of those spiral type car parks. As I set off, on the top floor, I spotted someone smashing a car window and attempting to steal the radio. On the 2nd floor I saw a youth key right down the side of another car. On the bottom floor, I saw a couple throw a load of rubbish out of their car window....I couldn't believe my eyes. It was just wrong on so many levels!
They fired the guy who invented the wheel... He was cutting too many corners.
I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.
My wife crashed the car listening to Adele, She was rolling in the jeep
I electrified the toilet of a clickbait writer No. 1 will shock him.