The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up