The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college.
What name would you call someone with poor local area network? What name would you call someone with poor local area network? Nolan
Saw an old friend yesterday. As a joke I grabbed his hand and made him hit him self while I joked, "Why are you hiring yourself? Stop hitting yourself!" His wife screamed and cried and the funeral director asked me to leave. Goddamn Philistines....
What do you call a convict with a debilitating skin disease? A Leper Con
Did you hear about the billing-clerk who went insane? He began to hear strange and threatening invoices.
In an ambulance "can you describe the snake that bit you?"Me: "yes, it was like an angry rope"
What is an ambulance's favorite game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it? Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today
I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms. But it really separated the room.I was expecting more coherence.
What do you call a fast food company that also manufactures airliners? McDonald's Douglas
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!