The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.