The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
A beggar asks a man for 5 bucks. Man: "What do you need 5 bucks for?". Beggar: "I need it to buy drugs". Man: "Oh yeah? And how do i know you won't spend it on food?"
My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush. So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'
Circumcision jobs don't pay much But you get to keep the tips
I met a new friend at the mall recently. He said to me , "I'm a man of few words." And I replied, "Yeah, I'm married too."