The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.