The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.