The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back, 'Sure, my door is always open.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!