The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why can't you trust acupuncture specialists? They'll always stab you in the back.
NSFW There once lived a man from Nantucket Who decided one day to say "Fuck it."He climbed up to the top,Fell down with a hop,And that's how he kicked the bucket.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory....
I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.
{air horn sound} {second air horn sound}Me: “this isn’t deodorant”
Why are the bathrooms so quiet at Pfizer headquarters? ....Because the P is silent. (a 12 year old told me this after I got my Pfizer vaccine)
What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr? The Ham-Burr-Grrr.I'm not even sorry.
I climbed the stairs and saw a man standing on the edge about to jump. "Don't do it!" I screamed. "Your life is worth more than that!"Anyway, then he jumped, and I was escorted down from the diving board.
It's widely known that some members of a prison population become well-read and crafty with words. Sometimes you can mix prose with cons.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that's comparing apples to oranges.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Clothes, but no cigar.