The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My Girlfriend wants to put on her makeup. Me: You don't need makeup.GF: Aww thanks Me: You need plastic surgery
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
Some people say:’ why don’t they protest peacefully?’ And then here comes this guy: ‘why don’t they just do a Zoom protest? ’.
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
How do snails fight? They slug it out.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'