The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
A drunk man ran over a policeman, and immediately dials 911 - 911?- Yes- Well, now you're 910.
A giraffe can grow up to 18 feet But they usually only have 4
What do you call a really dumb zipper? A zipshit.
*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''
Me and a couple of friends once played 'Message in a bottle' on the street on self made instruments and old metal bins for drums. But then The Police came.
Has anyone heard about the cemetery for alcoholics? It's haunted by spirits.
A policeman just pulled me over. He came up to my window and said, "papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win," and drove off.I think he wants a re-match he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.
Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist.
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
What do you call a guy who throws motorcycles? Hurley Davidson