The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.