The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Back in the days, I'd only take just $1 with me to the supermarket and came back with 3 bottles of soda and 2 bags of crisps But these days, there are surveillance cameras everywhere
Dating a girl with an OnlyFans is a lot like having your own private, reserved parking spot. Anyone and everyone can see it, but only you actually get to use it.
My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important. I won.
It is hard to find a good book They are all under cover
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.