The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
The farmer A farmer walks upstairs to his bedroom with a chicken under his arm and stands before his wife.“This is the pig I’ve been fucking”His wife rolls over and sees the farmer.“You idiot that’s a chicken”“SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKIN TO THE CHICKEN”
Whenever my enemies are badly cut, I never rub salt in their wounds.... That would be adding in salt to injury.
Why do girls always have the last word in an argument Cause their the ones with a period
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.