The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.