The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.- - - Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!
As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder... Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*
i came home yesterday with 2 armchairs and a sofa that a kind man gave me in the park my dad got angry at me for taking suites from strangers
A man walks into a bar and asks for helicopter flavour crisps. The barman says "sorry, we only do plain"
My friend works at a rubber dog-poop factory. He'll never get rich, but he makes doo.
Did you hear the CVS receipt joke? Sit down and get comfy. It’s really long.
A man walks up to me and says.. .."Why are you making a fire around the pot of water you are in?"I say "Sorry, just trying to build my self a-steam."
So my therapist said time heals all wounds so I stabed him and now we wait
What do a pervert and Ash Ketchum have in common? The both want a Pikachu.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and then get mad when it won't screw.
Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? Because they can wash their crack and sell it again
All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river.
I'm a greedy farmer who gets really bad headaches They're my grains