The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Before our night out, my wife said that she didn't want me to get dressed up. No point arguing with her.So I slipped into my suit and tie while lying on the floor.
If you had the choice between World Peace or all of Bill Gates money.... .....what colour Ferrari would you buy?
Overheard during lunch How is that your name is Melody but all that's coming out from you is noise?
What's the difference between a red onion and a brown onion? About 50 cents
I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.
Why is Drake such a good chemist? He can turn an O2 into an O3
What size drum sticks does William Shakespeare use? 2B, or not 2B.
School report. My teacher gave us an assignment to tell her our idols and then say what we would do if they walked in our house. I got off easy because I said Stephen Hawking.
Doctor the operation was a success Patient really?Doctor yes, we have successfully removed the colon.
In the city, you ignore sirens and listen for gunshots. In the country, you ignore gunshots and listen for sirens. In Detroit, you ignore both.
As a child I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive. Luckily my older brother told me about it.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2 to say it.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.