The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.