The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
The creator of Arby's was a pirate. He was walking one day thinking of a name for his new restaurant, until he got stung by a bee and shouted "Argh-bees!"
Where do baby cows eat dinner? **In a calfeteria.** (Told to me by my 5 year old granddaughter)
What did the drummer say about his favorite drum set? Now THAT’S a drum set I can get behind!... buh dum cschhhhhhhh
There was a truckload of tires on the interstate and they all fell out It was highway rubbery!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.