The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Don't think that colour doesn't matter. Brown, yellow and black must be eliminated so that only white remains. It's the only way to reach victory. Said the snooker teacher.
My uncle died in a flood of kittens last week but I'm not sad. It's how he said he always wanted to go. Drowning in pussy
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I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.