The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
You know what the scientists always say to build up resistance to distractions and channel nature Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm
My New Years Resolutions are 1600x900, 1330 x 768 and 1024x768 I’m not buying any new tv’s.
Have you heard of a French ABBA cover band with just 3 members? They're not any good, completely butcher the songs.They're called ABBA Trois
We’ve been trying to organize a Fear of Commitment workshop. But we just can’t seem to nail down a date.
What's the difference between a nun in church, and a nun in the shower? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.