The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.
I plotted a graph of my past mistakes It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90°.
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts? That's where I draw the line.
I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.
My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff. They said it was weapons of math instruction.
What's the most peaceful musical instrument? I don't know, but violins isn't the answer.
Old witch: “You won’t take the entry-level wizarding jobs that are available, you spend all your money on eye of newt and you think every little spell you cast deserves some kind of participation goblet.” Ok Broomer.
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.