The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
When I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words, she said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I... ...also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods.
For Halloween im gonna be a credit card. Because I'm always getting denied
Got arrested by cops for celebrating earth day and switching off all plugs Shouldn't have done it in a hospital i guess
Hopefully, Biden will never be the leader of my country Because if he is, something‘s gone wrong with the Canadian legal system
I finally figured out where that "programmers live in basements" myth comes from! It's because they prefer to work in a non-Windows environment.
What do farmers do in Alabama? Pump kin
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.