The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.