The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
I forgot why I decided to jerk off into the fan... But it's all cumming back to me.
Soaking a twig in coke is nice, but soaking a twig in fanta... Fanta stick.
Please don't bother teaching a giraffe to perform fellatio. It's just not going to go down well.
An ice cream parlor has been arrested for drug trafficking in my neighborhood This was yesterday and still cannot believe it. I have been his client most of my life and would never had imagined he sold ice cream
What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy? My Little Phony
Waiter: Sir I have Stewed Liver, Fried Kidney, Boiled Toungue and Frozen Legs. Dude: Stop listing your problems man. Just give me the menu.
What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
There's a place where January comes after February and December comes before September It's the dictionary
(Holding a step ladder) "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder."
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.