The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If you keep following your dreams... They’re going to file a restraining order.
Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds? It"s called Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not heard.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'