The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”