The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Hopefully, Biden will never be the leader of my country Because if he is, something‘s gone wrong with the Canadian legal system
My teacher just asked me what steps you should take when you’re in a burning building. Apparently, “really large ones” wasn’t the right answer.
Where the experts are As the ambulance EMTs are loading a man onto their gurney, the patient asks, “Where are you guys taking me? The county hospital?”“Nope,” said the EMT. “You need expert medical help, brother. We’re taking you to the comments section.”
I tried to translate a joke from my native language A man walks into a gardening store and asks the clerk: "Have you got anything for ants?"The clerk replies with: "Well, we've got insecticide..."Tha man frowns and says: "Are you crazy?! It says on the can that it kills them!"
For an orphan, Every bag of chips is family sized.
Me: I have trained this goat to talk. Karen: This would be fun to see.Me[to goat]: Who do i love the most?Goat: MeeMe[to goat]: Who's my pet?Goat: MeeKaren: Ah, its boringMe: Wait it gets better Goat: It gets way better, Karen!
I found a cucumber on the bathroom floor. I looked at it, disgusted, and showed it to my wife.I said, "Have you been masturbating with this?""No!" she gasped. I said, "Then why is it covered in cobwebs?"
Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers...
Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country? He was Snowden.
Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales? Yeah, horses are sad that they’re not getting a square meal.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Kathy: "Wow, you have really gorgeous hair." Chandler: "Thanks, I grow it myself."
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she's standing.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.