The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
What the difference between Pizza and Musician? A pizza can feed a family of 4.
A blonde walks into a dry cleaners and tells the woman at the counter, "I need to have an outfit washed." The clerk was busy and slightly distracted, so she looked up from her work and said, "Come again?"The blonde said, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife. They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids.
Japan, Korea, and China go trick or treating. Japan and Korea receive candy while China gets opium.Britain was at the door.Credit to u/TheSnipenieer for the inspirational post.
I threw a boomerang 5 years ago Today, I live in constant fear.\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!
I don’t know why the color purple gets such bad reviews? It made me blue when I red the comments.
Googled 'how to light a cigar'... and got 70 million matches.
What is orange, about 70 years old, has caused enormous damage to the environment, and is a great embarrassment to the US? Agent orange, duh.
I signed up for German language lessons recently. They replied, and I am kind of worried now. They said, “We have ways of making you talk.”
What is common between a gynaecologist and a food delivery person? They both can smell it but can't taste it.
Horologists probably never get tired of hearing the same repeated jokes when they mention their profession. They deeply appreciate things that happen like clockwork.
Why is the National Rifle Association filing for bankruptcy? Because schools are closed.