The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the difference between an owl and a rectal drug test? With one, you can see their eye through their ear hole, But with the other, you can see if they're high through their rear hole.
I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.
Diet Day 1...I've finally got rid of all the fattening food from the house. It was fu***ng delicious.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'