The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas? Because the last time a Fat Man came to town, they lost half their population.
Did you know that you can't breathe with your tongue out? Pull your tongue back, you look like a donkey.
I spilled some acid on my aluminum fork and it dissolved… …but I didn’t mean to! It was an oxidant!
Sean Connery: What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle? When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection
Analbumcover If you read this the same way I did, we can be friends.
Today I saw a really weird car in the shape of an S, but it was moving quite slowly, almost at a snail's pace I said "Look at that escargot!!"
What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in? Oxnard, CA
Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'